I like lots of stuff, especially the colour blue. Don't interrupt my sleep or I interrupt your life.
So..I had an odd dream last night, first good night of sleep in a week and I woke up after only three hours after having a dream.
It went a bit something like this:
He’s on to us, my pet, he’s on to us! He’s got a picture from that party we threw. I thought I destroyed all of them, but I guess I was wrong.
I’m sure he wont be hard to track down. We must interview him to make sure he wont just tramps about being boring like most human creatures.
I know, that would be a total dud! We’ll have to do it carefully, if we make it obvious it’ll all connect back to us and that wouldn’t be a good thing. Especially if something bad happens.
Hmm. Good point. Then again who could blame the cute cat and the handsome owl?
The other okay looking cats and not so handsome owls perhaps?
Good point. Good point. Hmmm. There’s this male human whose been wandering around Hogsmeade recently shouting about how he’ll kill all purebloods …
Oh? That’s good, I don’t want another Lord Nagini and his unnamed pet trying to take over the muggle world. Think you could find him again? We can check him out just to be sure.
I’m sure he wont be hard to track down. We must interview him to make sure he wont just tramps about being boring like most human creatures.
I know, that would be a total dud! We’ll have to do it carefully, if we make it obvious it’ll all connect back to us and that wouldn’t be a good thing. Especially if something bad happens.
Now, Whinny, we can’t show preferences if we invite someone in. We’ll just have to keep a good eye on our pets so they don’t go somewhere. Do you know anybody we can bring in? I don’t know who yet.
Good point. Good point. Hmmm. There’s this male human whose been wandering around Hogsmeade recently shouting about how he’ll kill all purebloods …
Oh? That’s good, I don’t want another Lord Nagini and his unnamed pet trying to take over the muggle world. Think you could find him again? We can check him out just to be sure.
Ooooh. Could you? I simply love rat hunting …
YES! Let us stir up drama … but what can we do? Last time I tripped someone down the stairs I got in much trouble …
Yes, of course. There’s two areas. One inside the Hogwarts grounds and one in the forest. You can tell me whichever one you like, I personally like the forest one myself though.
That was you who tripped the person down the stairs? I saw that, it was hilarious to watch. Does that make me a bad animal for liking that? Let’s see…Drama, what type of drama? We can throw another party in one of the Professors classroom and blame it on somebody else, wreck somebodies lives, invite a serial killer into the castle…?
Oh the forest one of course. More room to spread my wings!
OOOOH. I like all of your ideas! Let’s invite someone in! That could be fun. Just so long as they don’t hurt my pet. It is terribly inconvenient to find a new pet.
Now, Whinny, we can’t show preferences if we invite someone in. We’ll just have to keep a good eye on our pets so they don’t go somewhere. Do you know anybody we can bring in? I don’t know who yet.
Pooping on the first years lunch again? No wonder you’re getting bigger then. All rat diet? I know where they hide at so I’ll show you a good place to get them.
I’m good, just bored. I’ve spoken to Giza, hardly anything is happening around here despite the odd chill in the air. We should stir up some drama or something.
Ooooh. Could you? I simply love rat hunting …
YES! Let us stir up drama … but what can we do? Last time I tripped someone down the stairs I got in much trouble …
Yes, of course. There’s two areas. One inside the Hogwarts grounds and one in the forest. You can tell me whichever one you like, I personally like the forest one myself though.
That was you who tripped the person down the stairs? I saw that, it was hilarious to watch. Does that make me a bad animal for liking that? Let’s see…Drama, what type of drama? We can throw another party in one of the Professors classroom and blame it on somebody else, wreck somebodies lives, invite a serial killer into the castle…?
That’s a good idea, I’ll have to give it a shot. I want to go to take a good nap without having to wake up.
I’ll try and follow her around, figure out the problem. I can do it much better than you who will, no offense, attract attention. Maybe if we figure that out we can figure out what’s wrong with her?
I attract attention everywhere I go. I’m brilliant like that! Alas! Yes! If you have time for that that’d be lovely. I am not very content when my pet is upset as she seems to be. It bothers me.
Of course you’re brilliant, wouldn’t be whinny unless you were! I have nothing but free time on my hands so I will do that as soon as I see her.
Other than our pets, how is life?
Other then my pet life has been quite well. I’ve gained a bit of weight, though. I learnt if you poop on the first years lunches they run away shrieking so I can steal the food. I think I need to go on an all rat diet for a while …
And yours?
Pooping on the first years lunch again? No wonder you’re getting bigger then. All rat diet? I know where they hide at so I’ll show you a good place to get them.
I’m good, just bored. I’ve spoken to Giza, hardly anything is happening around here despite the odd chill in the air. We should stir up some drama or something.
That’s a good idea, I’ll have to give it a shot. I want to go to take a good nap without having to wake up.
I’ll try and follow her around, figure out the problem. I can do it much better than you who will, no offense, attract attention. Maybe if we figure that out we can figure out what’s wrong with her?
I attract attention everywhere I go. I’m brilliant like that! Alas! Yes! If you have time for that that’d be lovely. I am not very content when my pet is upset as she seems to be. It bothers me.
Of course you’re brilliant, wouldn’t be whinny unless you were! I have nothing but free time on my hands so I will do that as soon as I see her.
Other than our pets, how is life?
I do not like people always referring to me when getting an anonymous message.
For the last time: I. Did. Not. Send. You. Any. Messages.
And I know how to spell correctly.
