So..I had an odd dream last night, first good night of sleep in a week and I woke up after only three hours after having a dream.
It went a bit something like this:
February 2012
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He’s on to us, my pet, he’s on to us! He’s got a picture from that party we threw. I thought I destroyed all of them, but I guess I was wrong.
Guess what!!
I’m sure he wont be hard to track down. We must interview him to make sure he wont just tramps about being boring like most human creatures.
I know, that would be a total dud! We’ll have to do it carefully, if we make it obvious it’ll all connect back to us and that wouldn’t be a good thing. Especially if something bad happens.
Hmm. Good point. Then again who could blame the cute cat and the handsome owl?
The other okay looking cats and not so handsome owls perhaps?
Guess what!!
Good point. Good point. Hmmm. There’s this male human whose been wandering around Hogsmeade recently shouting about how he’ll kill all purebloods …
Oh? That’s good, I don’t want another Lord Nagini and his unnamed pet trying to take over the muggle world. Think you could find him again? We can check him out just to be sure.
I’m sure he wont be hard to track down. We must interview him to make sure he wont just tramps about being boring like most human creatures.
I know, that would be a total dud! We’ll have to do it carefully, if we make it obvious it’ll all connect back to us and that wouldn’t be a good thing. Especially if something bad happens.
Guess what!!
Now, Whinny, we can’t show preferences if we invite someone in. We’ll just have to keep a good eye on our pets so they don’t go somewhere. Do you know anybody we can bring in? I don’t know who yet.
Good point. Good point. Hmmm. There’s this male human whose been wandering around Hogsmeade recently shouting about how he’ll kill all purebloods …
Oh? That’s good, I don’t want another Lord Nagini and his unnamed pet trying to take over the muggle world. Think you could find him again? We can check him out just to be sure.
Guess what!!
Ooooh. Could you? I simply love rat hunting …
YES! Let us stir up drama … but what can we do? Last time I tripped someone down the stairs I got in much trouble …
Yes, of course. There’s two areas. One inside the Hogwarts grounds and one in the forest. You can tell me whichever one you like, I personally like the forest one myself though.
That was you who tripped the person down the stairs? I saw that, it was hilarious to watch. Does that make me a bad animal for liking that? Let’s see…Drama, what type of drama? We can throw another party in one of the Professors classroom and blame it on somebody else, wreck somebodies lives, invite a serial killer into the castle…?
Oh the forest one of course. More room to spread my wings!
OOOOH. I like all of your ideas! Let’s invite someone in! That could be fun. Just so long as they don’t hurt my pet. It is terribly inconvenient to find a new pet.
Now, Whinny, we can’t show preferences if we invite someone in. We’ll just have to keep a good eye on our pets so they don’t go somewhere. Do you know anybody we can bring in? I don’t know who yet.
Guess what!!
Pooping on the first years lunch again? No wonder you’re getting bigger then. All rat diet? I know where they hide at so I’ll show you a good place to get them.
I’m good, just bored. I’ve spoken to Giza, hardly anything is happening around here despite the odd chill in the air. We should stir up some drama or something.
Ooooh. Could you? I simply love rat hunting …
YES! Let us stir up drama … but what can we do? Last time I tripped someone down the stairs I got in much trouble …
Yes, of course. There’s two areas. One inside the Hogwarts grounds and one in the forest. You can tell me whichever one you like, I personally like the forest one myself though.
That was you who tripped the person down the stairs? I saw that, it was hilarious to watch. Does that make me a bad animal for liking that? Let’s see…Drama, what type of drama? We can throw another party in one of the Professors classroom and blame it on somebody else, wreck somebodies lives, invite a serial killer into the castle…?
Guess what!!
That’s a good idea, I’ll have to give it a shot. I want to go to take a good nap without having to wake up.
I’ll try and follow her around, figure out the problem. I can do it much better than you who will, no offense, attract attention. Maybe if we figure that out we can figure out what’s wrong with her?
I attract attention everywhere I go. I’m brilliant like that! Alas! Yes! If you have time for that that’d be lovely. I am not very content when my pet is upset as she seems to be. It bothers me.
Of course you’re brilliant, wouldn’t be whinny unless you were! I have nothing but free time on my hands so I will do that as soon as I see her.
Other than our pets, how is life?
Other then my pet life has been quite well. I’ve gained a bit of weight, though. I learnt if you poop on the first years lunches they run away shrieking so I can steal the food. I think I need to go on an all rat diet for a while …
And yours?
Pooping on the first years lunch again? No wonder you’re getting bigger then. All rat diet? I know where they hide at so I’ll show you a good place to get them.
I’m good, just bored. I’ve spoken to Giza, hardly anything is happening around here despite the odd chill in the air. We should stir up some drama or something.
Guess what!!
That’s a good idea, I’ll have to give it a shot. I want to go to take a good nap without having to wake up.
I’ll try and follow her around, figure out the problem. I can do it much better than you who will, no offense, attract attention. Maybe if we figure that out we can figure out what’s wrong with her?
I attract attention everywhere I go. I’m brilliant like that! Alas! Yes! If you have time for that that’d be lovely. I am not very content when my pet is upset as she seems to be. It bothers me.
Of course you’re brilliant, wouldn’t be whinny unless you were! I have nothing but free time on my hands so I will do that as soon as I see her.
Other than our pets, how is life?
I do not like people always referring to me when getting an anonymous message.
For the last time: I. Did. Not. Send. You. Any. Messages.
And I know how to spell correctly.
Guess what!!
Oh he talks in his sleep all the time, last night was particularly rough though. Kept shouting something about monster cookies so I thought it best to wake him before he woke up the whole damn castle or something.
Like pet, like owner. You are a stubborn one yourself! Why is she talking to you a lot now though? She didn’t seem to as much before from what I remember.
Oh dear!! I feel so bad for you!! Perhaps you should try singing to him before he sleeps? I’ve always loved your singing voice.
Well I’ve the right to be stubborn! I’m brilliant and always right!! And I’m very handsome too!!! But alas, I think she’s upset over something. I mean she used to come visit but not so much. I feel like she’s lost a friend or something … perhaps you could talk to her? Maybe you’ll get through to her better then I?
That’s a good idea, I’ll have to give it a shot. I want to go to take a good nap without having to wake up.
I’ll try and follow her around, figure out the problem. I can do it much better than you who will, no offense, attract attention. Maybe if we figure that out we can figure out what’s wrong with her?
Guess what!!
Well how could you not wake him! Silly man bothering you during the night!!
She’s doing well I think. She’s been seeing me more and talking a lot. I don’t understand why she doesn’t listen to my advice though!! Stubborn girl, her.
Oh he talks in his sleep all the time, last night was particularly rough though. Kept shouting something about monster cookies so I thought it best to wake him before he woke up the whole damn castle or something.
Like pet, like owner. You are a stubborn one yourself! Why is she talking to you a lot now though? She didn’t seem to as much before from what I remember.
Guess what!!
Today I pooped on this dude who upset Alex’s head. It was pretty awesome.
And how did he react?
He seemed rather upset! It got right in his eyes!!
Nice aim! I can’t believe you got him right in the eye.
I’ve been training on first years!
SO! How is that pet of yours? The professor man?
He was talking in his sleep so I woke him up and then he dragged me into the Great Hall. We aren’t talking too much right now.
How is your pet? Other than the fact she was upset by this human you pooped on.
Guess what!!
Today I pooped on this dude who upset Alex’s head. It was pretty awesome.
And how did he react?
He seemed rather upset! It got right in his eyes!!
Nice aim! I can’t believe you got him right in the eye.
Guess what!!
Today I pooped on this dude who upset Alex’s head. It was pretty awesome.
And how did he react?
